1) Vagrant Story - The best video game ever made or that will ever be made
2) Herman Melville - The greatest writer to ever live
3) Darkwing Duck - The most excellent of the Disney Afternoon shows
4) Mighty Max - The greatest cartoon series of all time
5) Cowboy Bebop - The greatest anime series ever conceived
6) Blade of the Immortal - The most well-drawn manga series to ever be fapped to
7) Gankutsuou - The second greatest anime series ever especially out of those featuring blue vampires who aren't really vampires.
8) Hayao Miyazaki - The world's most talented animator
9) FFVII - The second greatest Final Fantasy ever released.
10) Jeff Smith - He's pretty cool.
11) The Crow - The best movie IN THE WORLD.
12) Jim Henson - The greatest human being who ever lived.
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